Well this is my little story. Its not just 1 part, ill keep writing more if you guys want me too. Ill post all the parts in this topic once they are written, just to keep them all in 1 place so its organized.
Basically the story is about us guys on holiday in London. We get around on ‘The LocationLohan Coach’. Its sort of like a big tour bus with room for us all…It sounds a bit weird but

Part 1...The Arrival

In this part, everyone has just arrived in London and we are on our way to the hotel...

As the final members of locloh arrived at Heathrow Airport, Ema, Mushi and Neil headed to greet them as they collected their bags. Luckily all the bags were here so they could hurry up and get on with the holiday.
Levi and Josh were spotted first by Neil and Mushi, who ran over and welcomed the guys before helping to carry the many bags which Mel and Kaye had brought with them. Suddenly the airport was filled with the sound of high pitched giggling and screaming as Ema, Mel and Kaye finally found each other.
“I hope they aren’t like this for the whole trip”, said Levi, “I forgot my earplugs!”
After everyone had calmed down and the excitement was over, the group headed for the doors. The four who had just arrived knew nothing about the surprise which was waiting outside.
“Hey Ema, how are we going to get around? I don’t think everyone will fit in a taxi.” said Mel.
“Don’t worry,” Ema replied, “All will become clear soon.”
As they walked out the doors, the screaming began again as Mel and Kaye saw ‘The LocationLohan Coach’ parked outside with 30 waving lunatics stood in front of it.
“This is your transport for the next few weeks,” said Neil.
What followed next can only be described as crazy. 10 minutes of hugs and hellos were exchanged between the group before they all piled onto the coach. ‘The LocationLohan Coach’ was a Lindsay museum on wheels. Everything onboard was Lindsay related. All her movies were on the shelf next to her album and all the TV appearances she has ever made were stacked up on DVD thanks to Bentis. Magazines and posters were everywhere.
Everyone took their seats as the coach began to drive towards the hotel which had been fully booked by the locloh gang. The only guests staying there would be the Lindsay fans.
CJ, Trent and Jenn were sat talking to Ron who has come along to drive the coach and provide the laughs which would be needed when the group were stuck in traffic.
After an hour of driving and Lindsay inspired chatting, the group arrived at their hotel in the centre of London. The coach was parked and the group took it in turns to pick up their luggage and check into the hotel.
A few hours later; after everyone had settled in their rooms; the group met in the hotel restaurant to find out from the UK’ers what they would be doing on the holiday. Ema, Mushi and Neil stood up and welcomed everyone. Just as they spoke a large bolt of lightening was seen followed by an even larger crash of thunder.
“Welcome to warm and sunny London”, they all said, with obvious sarcasm intended.
The room filled with laughter. Once everyone had finished, the list of activities was read out.
“Tomorrow guys, we go sight seeing. But this is no ordinary sight seeing. You may not have noticed but the windows on the coach can be opened to allow us to say hello to the Londoners properly. Eggs will be provided, if you see someone you don’t like the look of, or someone wearing an expensive suit, feel free to throw the eggs at them”. said Ema.
“The rest of the holiday is to be kept secret. You will find out on the day what we are doing. Now I suggest you guys go to bed. We got a long day tomorrow and I don’t want you all sleeping because of the time difference.” said Neil.
The room emptied and everyone went to their rooms to get ready for the next day. Many days of laughs lay ahead for the group.

nice.... carry on writin

very nice ema ..
loved the idea of the LocLoh coach .. so amazing!
ill be waiting for the next installment ..
im excited on the tour, haha!

i wanna egg someone

btw, keep the stories coming

ooo nice setup for something big. dont disappoint

NOTE: My stuff is KoRn related, Not Lindsay

Nice story btw

nice Ema it sounds like fun
how bout we get some tomatoes for day 2 also?

An amazing story!


, Ema,

Part 2...A Right Good Egging

In this part, the group take a trip around London on ‘The LocationLohan Coach’ armed with eggs and tomatoes requested by Bentis, but not all goes well when someone ’accidentally’ hits an officer of the law

By 11am the next morning everyone was sat in the hotel restaurant. Full English Breakfasts were eaten and friendly chatting filled the room. As people began to get restless Ema, Mushi and Neil entered the room carrying two ‘Asda’ shopping bags each. The bags were put on the table and boxes of eggs and tomatoes were handed out to everyone in the room.
“This is your supply for the day. A box of eggs and tomatoes is all you have. Hopefully its enough to last a while but make sure you aim good.” Ema said.
The group got back onto the coach and took their seats. 20 minutes later everybody was on the second floor of the coach by the open windows; eggs and tomatoes by their side; looking for their target. Jenn was the first person to throw and landed an egg on the left shoulder of a black suit worn by a middle aged woman. The whole bus filled with fits of laughter as the woman turned around and blamed the egg on 2 teenagers behind her. Jenn got away with it.
Marius was next, throwing a big tomato on the bald head of a 50-something male with a walking stick…shortly followed Greg who somehow managed to get an egg in the open door of a bus.
The eggs and tomatoes lasted about 2 hours and by the end of it everyone had tears in their eyes from the laughing. Just as the coach was about to pull into a pub car park, KLoWn pulled out 1 last egg. While the rest of the group were looking for their money, he launched it from the back window. The egg flew through the air and landed on the front window of an unmarked police car. KLoWn kept it quite. 2 figures dressed in uniform got out the car and made the coach pull over. He quickly hid all the empty boxes from sight as the police men boarded the coach. Everyone was silent as they had no idea what had happened.
“I want to know what an egg is doing on my car”, the first officer said, “Now I know eggs come from birds but I doubt an egg was laid while the bird was flying before anyone uses that line”.
As the policemen went around the coach looking for some evidence, Hadez and KLoWn made their way to the front of the coach to speak to Ron.
“Hey Ron, can you drive this thing fast?” asked Hadez.
“I think so,” replied Ron, “But why?”,
“When I shout KoRn, that pedal needs to hit the floor!”, whispered KLoWn
Hadez and KLoWn called the policemen to the front of the coach near the doors and started to speak in their own languages. After a few minutes they were stood looking at 2 very confused men and so decided now was the time for the plan. With 1 big push, both officers were lying on the floor outside the coach.
“KoRn!”, shouted KLoWn.
With this instruction the coach sped off back to the hotel. Everyone onboard was cheering and laughing as the heroes of the day sat back in their seats. The policemen not quick enough to get up off the floor and write down the number plate of the coach.
A few minutes later they were back at the hotel, everyone to tired and worn out to do anything else today. Dinner was ordered and eaten in the restaurant and then everyone returned to their rooms to sleep for the night and get ready for the next day, hoping the police don’t catch up with them.

well arent we bad!
hope we wont get arrested :x

nah, who am I kidding those police officers doesnt sound too bright

That's what i'm talking about
The LaW can't f**k with me

Great story

HAHA, really though, I thought it was hilarious. "KORN!" Ron puts the pedal to the medal. "ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" hahaha

haha, we all got away with it!
naughty LocLohanites!!!
greatness Ema, greatness!

Neat sequal, Ema, keep it up!

Part 3...A Change Of Luck

In this episode the Great British weather returns and all plans go to pot as the days activities were outside. But by the end of the day, things turn out better than expected.

The group woke up on the next morning to hear the rain lashing against their window. Not knowing what effect the rain would have on the day everyone got up as usual and went down into the restaurant for breakfast. A few minutes later Ema, Mushi and Neil walked to the front of the room and they weren’t looking to happy.
“Guys, I’m sorry to say this…” began Ema, “…but we cant do anything today because of the weather,”
“Yeah, I wont tell you where we was going because we can do it another day and we want to keep it secret.” said Mushi.
“Basically, we would have been outside and we don’t want you guys getting sick so today we will just stay here. You can go sit on the coach if you want”, added Neil.
The excitement which filled the room 2 minutes before was gone and had been replaced with sad, bored looking faces.
“Think of today as a day off. It might be safer to lay low anyway because I’m sure those policemen will be looking out for us,” said Josh trying to show some positives.
After breakfast the group set off on their own little ways. Some went back to bed, others made full use of the ‘All You Can Eat’ menu. Mel decided to send an email to Keith and Eric who where at home unable to join the group on holiday. To her surprise she already had an email from them in her inbox. After reading it for a few minutes she started to jump up and down. Ema ran over to see what was wrong and discovered that both Keith and Eric where on a plane right now flying to London to join them.
“Guys come quick!” shouted Mel “Keith and Eric are on their way. Looking at the time I’m guessing they should be arriving at the airport anytime now”.
With this bit of news everyone jumped onto the coach to go pick the guys up, everyone but Ema and Mel who stayed in the hotel cause they were still in their pyjamas. Instead they decided to take advantage of the free cable TV. As Mel was flicking through to channels trying to find something to watch, Ema decided to look through the TV magazine to see what programs were on that night. After finding nothing on, she decided to look what was on for the rest of the week. To her absolute amazement she noticed only one thing worth watching. On MTV the next day was TRLUK, but that wasn’t the best thing. Lindsay Lohan was on the show which was aired live just down the road! After having a fit on the sofa she showed Mel who also did the same thing.
“This is our chance!” both of them shouted.
Half an hour later they decided that they had to go but 1 thing stood in their way. It would be easy to sneak 2 people in but it would be impossible to get all 50 in there. Mel then spilled all and told of her connections at TRL who would be able to get everyone in. The rest of the day was spent on the phone trying to arrange 50 VIP tickets for the next day. It wasn’t looking good but as the rest of the group arrived back from the airport they finally got the deal done. Mel and Ema stood in jumping up and down in hysterics. Keith and Eric weren’t expecting that kind of welcome so Ema and Mel decided to tell them the news.
“Guys you will never guess what! Lindsay is on TRLUK down the road tomorrow night and we are going!” Screamed Ema.
“But that’s not all. I managed to get us all a VIP ticket for the show!” Mel shouted.
Everyone in the room began cheering and hugging. Nobody could believe the news and everyone spent the rest of the day in shock.
At about 11.30pm LUCILE stood up.
“Ok guys, I think we better go to bed because nobody will sleep tonight and everyone will be really tired come TRL time.”
The advice was taken and everyone went back to their rooms with only 1 thing on their minds. TRL the next day would be amazing!

TRLUK: Can't wait!! Note to Ema: Make sure someone brings a camera!

Oh and Em, I just realized, I always have a camera with me, so yeah, can you write that in?

i wanna do something stupid on TRL

I've just noticed this thread and read it with joy and laughter! Cool one Ema... TRLUK... I can't wait to find out what happens next!

Neil (UK)

I'm ways with my camera too, so i'll help LLFan4life1219 to take pics.

This post has been edited by Paulo Eduardo: Jan 19 2005, 04:31 PM