Ok, I haven't noticed a thread like this, so I decided to open one.

Here goes...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1068391.stm



Next:

7 signs which show the characters from "Winnie The Pooh" are using illegal substances:

1. Eeyore - doesn't care about anything, his reactions are slow and he demonstrates a lack of motivation. Marijuana.
2. Piglet fears from everyone and suffers from paranoia. Mushrooms.
3. Rabbit shoves his nose everywhere, needs everything. Cocaine.
4. Tigger can't sit still, constantly jumps and screams, never gets tired. Extasy.
5. Christopher Robin thinks he can talk with animals. Hallucinogens.
6. Winnie The Pooh likes honey and he has a limitless creativity. LSD.
7. Owl always runs to help everyone who has problems. He's the dealer.

winnie poo poo always scared me

That's very creative.

This is my creativeness...Men Can Never Win...

1. If you work too hard, you're not spending enough time with her. If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
2. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
3. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
4. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
5. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
6. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
7. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
8. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
9. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
10. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

This post has been edited by Marionified: Apr 15 2008, 06:08 AM

You are wise beyond your years and your jokes show just how psychotic women can really be.

Haha