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Scarlett Johansson, The most sexy woman on the planet
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post Jan 22 2008, 05:02 AM
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Did you see what I did there? I wrote the headline as a question like this was unbelievable news. Now you're all intrigued and can't stop reading. I'm clever. The New York Daily News says:

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.
The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.
They've been serious for a while and even bought houses within a half mile of each other in the Hollywood Hills (that's Scarletts with the blue tarp - she was getting a new roof - and Ryans is the U shaped beneath it). Which is all the more amazing because damn near every dude in Hollywood has snaked out that trap of hers. I even have a buddy who swears he had a three way with her once. I had a three way once too. It was golf, but still, pretty sexy, huh?


LOL pretty clean article considering the source was WWTDD, sorry Borge.

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post Jan 22 2008, 10:56 PM
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post Jan 22 2008, 11:37 PM
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post Jan 23 2008, 12:03 AM
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lauren, why did my comment get deleted? confused.gif


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post Jan 30 2008, 07:22 PM
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Apparently she was overseas recently entertaining the troops, I wish she would come to Las Cruces and entertain me.


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post Feb 26 2008, 04:14 AM
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SHE got caught having a sly glimpse at them last week.

And now we know why - NATALIE PORTMAN is infatuated with SCARLETT JOHANSSON's breasts.

The Star Wars beauty got to see Scarlett's assets at close quarters during filming of The Other Boleyn Girl.

And judging by these comments, they made a big impression on her.

Natalie said "Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts.

"She's got beautiful ones."

Amen to that...

Natalie did always strike me as a little gay.




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post Feb 26 2008, 09:08 PM
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Natalie also said that she would never get married, so that's another clue tongue2.gif. This engagement thing is rumoured to be over now though, they're apparently broken up now.
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post Feb 26 2008, 09:19 PM
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Well since you're leaving this open and I can no longer do it, I think you should change the title of this to the Official Scarlett Johansson Thread. cool.gif


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post Feb 26 2008, 09:30 PM
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I think we have an ancient one like that somewhere burried in the forum archives, but I'll just rename this one. No need to revive that other one then.
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The New York Post reports today that Scarlett Johansson has a, "steamy lesbian sex scene" with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's new movie. They say:
A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope's husband.
Whatever. This movie is called "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", not "[censored]mans House Party". There's no way "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is gonna leave people gasping. I want to see Scarlett's rack too but there's almost no chance at that. At best two back-lit silhouettes will lick each others fingers or something. Real porno features hotter chicks, way more degrading sex and less stammering pauses during the dialogue. Real porno has girls complaining because it got in their eye, Woody Allen movies have him complaining that Jews can't play basketball. Advantage: Hardcore Porn.
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post Feb 27 2008, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE (WeaponX @ Feb 26 2008, 02:14 PM) *
SHE got caught having a sly glimpse at them last week.

And now we know why - NATALIE PORTMAN is infatuated with SCARLETT JOHANSSON's breasts.

The Star Wars beauty got to see Scarlett's assets at close quarters during filming of The Other Boleyn Girl.

And judging by these comments, they made a big impression on her.

Natalie said "Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts.

"She's got beautiful ones."

Amen to that...

Natalie did always strike me as a little gay.



"infatuated with SCARLETT JOHANSSON's breasts. " Who isn't. They are nearly as good as Lindsay's. I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts. Who wouldn't. I would do the same.


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post Feb 27 2008, 10:12 AM
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Scarlett is far more than just a nice set of tits, even though some people seem to have that impression.

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post Feb 27 2008, 07:04 PM
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she is good. a like her.
well if woody allen himself likes her this does mean something! original.gif


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post Mar 1 2008, 01:57 PM
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Woody Allen also married his daughter, so I wouldn't take his word on everything if I were you tongue2.gif.
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  1. Mary Queen of Scots (2008) (pre-production) .... Mary, Queen of Scots
  2. The Spirit (2009) (post-production) .... Silken Floss
    ... aka Will Eisner's The Spirit (USA: poster title)
  3. He's Just Not That Into You (2008) (post-production) .... Anna
  4. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) (completed) .... Christina
  5. The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) .... Mary Boleyn
  6. The Nanny Diaries (2007) .... Annie Braddock
  7. "Robot Chicken" .... Amy / ... (4 episodes, 2005-2006)
    - Donkey Punch (2006) TV episode (voice) .... Wife/Lisa
    - Veggies for Sloth (2006) TV episode (voice) .... Dolores/Veronica Lodge
    - A Piece of the Action (2005) TV episode (voice) .... Amy/Cheerleader
    - Toyz in the Hood (2005) TV episode (voice) .... Tooth Fairy
  8. The Prestige (2006) .... Olivia Wenscomb
Surprisingly Borge liked or will like only one of these movies and he has the nerve to call himself a Scarlett Johansson fan.


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post Mar 9 2008, 11:40 AM
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i wonder if her new more with Keira Knightley worth watching at the theater???
im not really into that kind of movie....but i like Scarlett biggrin.gif


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post Mar 9 2008, 11:53 AM
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Scarlett has never been in a movie with Keira Knightley.
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post Mar 9 2008, 05:19 PM
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oops sorry i always confuse keira with Nathalie Portman blush.gif
i ment the movie Other Boleyn Girl


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post Mar 9 2008, 05:43 PM
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Going to other boleyn girl tomorrow, will post a review in here, masked of course so people who don't want to read it won't have the movie spoiled for them.


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Heads will role, I can tell you that much.

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