It happened about 3 days ago.

I was a little tired that day and I heard the door bell ring. Thinking to myself, who would ever come to my door?

I played it off hoping the person would go away but they kept on doing it. I'm like, wtf. So I go downstairs and open the door. Low and behold, no one was there.

So I go back upstairs and all of a sudden, I see this woman staring me right in the face. She was cute. Those eyes and lips were to die for. I just kept staring while she said nothing.

We stared into each others eyes for what seemed like hours was actually only minutes.

As each minute went by, we became closer. I could feel her energy within me.

She had her mouth partially open and I opened mine slightly.

We became closer yet. My heart was pounding rapidly. She was still looking at me waiting passionately for a kiss.

I closed my eyes, leaned forward, and our mouths touched. And for the very split second, I thought I was in heaven.

Until I realized, damn .... I need to clean this monitor.

LOL Dave you have a twisted sense of humour. Go do something fun tonight, you need to unwind.

aw come on now.. I spent a whole 3mins on this.

We can tell you strange and demented person. Obviously it wasn't very good, I'm the only person who's responded to this.

well that's because you love me.

edit: nevermind what I just said

Now I'm even more disturbed.

Hahahahahaha, I just noticed this and I loved it! Great work, Dave

Glad that someone ACTUALLY remembers about the Submissions & Contributions forum...